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cunnilatio 

The proper term for the sexual act commonly known as the "69", combining cunnilingus (licking vagina) with fellatio (sucking penis)....together they create the magical cunnilatio.
Those two motherfuckers are about to cunnilatio the shit out of each other.
cunnilatio by MagicMatt August 3, 2012

cunnilatio 

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.
Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.
cunnilatio by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

cunnilatio 

The pinnacle of sexual pleasure, achieved by a hermaphrodite giving themself oral sex. It is said to be toturous to try to last more than 30 seconds without ejaculating in your own mouth while doing this technique.
I was getting really wet the other night, so I gave myself a large dose of cunnilatio. It felt so great!
cunnilatio by aaron benson February 2, 2007

Cunflatio 

The conflation of fellatio and cunnilingus into a single sexual act.
Person 1: Cunflatio is just a snobby way to say 69, you know that?
Person 2: Technically speaking, all 69's are cunflatio, but not all cunflatio is a 69....and people love portmanteaus.

cumpilation 

Video montage of several men ejaculating.
Frat boy cumpilation
cumpilation by Arthur Shotwell January 3, 2008

Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.
"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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