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cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011
When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force
The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen
Cumshits by Gingernonces November 13, 2019

ciscuits 

Yo deez ciscuits from Popeyes is slaps AF.
ciscuits by FLIBBBBIT February 4, 2019

Cumscumbshush 

Something that is as crispy and or crunchy as week old cum
I ate that chip that was on my desk for over a week, it was so old it turned cumscumbshush.
Cumscumbshush by slimysmeegs January 20, 2018
An all over body suit with the purpose of protecting the wearer against semen leakage, or seepage, from inside or out.
Crazy Dan was well prepared for a night of dirty loving with his hadncuffs, whip and cumsuit.
cumsuit by SoSerious October 21, 2008

cumshitstain 

When your best friend has a last name that’s close to cumshitstain but you cannot pronounce his actual last name.
cum-shit-stain: the pronunciation of Ed’s last name.

Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.

Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!
cumshitstain by Clubhouse rules April 14, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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