When someone enjoys having morning protein from a man’s cum, so he serves up some nice warm Biscuits drizzled with his cum. Thus, making them Cumscuits.
Nothing like some good old Cumscuits to add a little protein to your body right before your morning workout.
Nothing like some good old Cumscuits to add a little protein to your body right before your morning workout.
by Oooo weeee August 31, 2020
Get the Cumscuits mug.(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011
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When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force
The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen
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Get the Cumscumbshush mug.An all over body suit with the purpose of protecting the wearer against semen leakage, or seepage, from inside or out.
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cum-shit-stain: the pronunciation of Ed’s last name.
Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.
Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!
Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.
Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!
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