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Cummy mummy 

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.
Cummy mummy by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

Yummy cummy mummy 

Yummy Cummy Mummys are plagueing this earth. they are mummys that like to take your yummy cummy. Yummy cummy in your yummy mummy's tummy is bad yummy cummy not so yummy cummy makes your mummy dummy. yummy cummy mummys birth cummy babies and cummy babies born from yummy cummy tummys end up as yummy gummy babies. there is nothing more contagious then a yummy cummy mummys yummy gummy baby that was birthed from the tummy of said yummy cummy mummy.
Carlos: "wow, did you see that yummy cummy mummy?"
Fil: "Yes, have a look at her yummy gummy baby that was birthed from her yummy cummy tummy"
Carlos: "Oh how I wish to cummy in that yummy mummys tummy"
Fil: "shut up bro"

cummybummy 

there she was lying there waiting for me, she licked her lips, she was ready. i thrust it inside her aggressively pushing back and forth . she moaned and groaned so did i. she started to scream, loudly. CUMMYINMYBUMMY. she exhaled.
cummybummy:there she was lying there waiting for me, she licked her lips, she was ready. i thrust it inside her aggressively pushing back and forth . she moaned and groaned so did i. she started to scream, loudly. CUMMYINMYBUMMY. she exhaled.
cummybummy by sucabum February 6, 2020

cummytummy

When your friends are having a sleepover and one person falls asleep you each take turn pumping there stomach full of sperm until there belly is about to burst
Bro remember in high school when we gave your dad a cummytummy
cummytummy by anonymous November 20, 2023

ur mommy dot commy 

a weird way to say your mom In a slang way
Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.

Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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