Cummop 

Any random item of clothing used for the cleanup of semen.

Post coital wife " The mess! Hand me those old pajama bottoms, I'll use them as a cummop.

Cummop by mcguvir October 12, 2009

cumpop 

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

cumpop by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

Cumcopter 

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

Cumcopter by jeff sc December 14, 2008

cummopolis

a woman or man who has enough cum in them to feed africa for a year and provides most of the ingredients for protein shakes. they normally hat fat people but when the lights are out they don't care who's penis it is as long as they can feel it.

Blair: oh my god, sally, your sisters a whore.her vagina must feel like sandpaper.
Brandon: yeh last week cummopolis came over. shes so big she took my whole chode and a charged busko

cummopolis by invertedbbcgimp October 5, 2010

cum mop 

a person who is always willing to do the act of taking a cum shot or someone who is known for always swallowing.

"Everyone in the bar knew that Amy was the town cum mop."

cum mop by Jimmy Dallas May 10, 2006

cummonaise

The act of masturbating into someone's sandwich in replace of mayonnaise.

I hope you were able to taste that cummonaise man!

cummonaise by lukeanator99 January 19, 2014

cumcopter 

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

cumcopter by ledirious August 10, 2016