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Commophobe

Someone that is highly afraid of a commitment
Ethan use to be a commophobe, from 1 week relationships to getting engaged in a matter of weeks.
by poo ona bun August 22, 2010
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Commowhore

The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.

Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).
Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
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cosmophobia

A noun (Psych.) Morbid dread of the cosmos and realising ones true place in it. Hence, cosmophobic, adjective.
She was a happy and outgoing person until she developed cosmophobia. Then, knowing her true place in the universe, insanity was inevitable.
by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005
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comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.
Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.
by zzbet July 20, 2020
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cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.
When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.
by Jeff July 29, 2003
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Commowhore

1. A Vanderslut who has been classically trained in the arts of liberally drinking and having sex. Commowhores are experts in their fields. Battle-hardened and bed-ready, capable of receiving in any and all orifices. Masters of oral, vaginal, and anal sex with men, women, and themselves.

Girls arrive as Vanderdsluts, but leave as Commowhores.
1. Frat star 1: Man, that bitch is such a Vanderslut.
Frat star 2: Dude, no. She's been with all of Sigma Chi and the judges on their case--she must be a Commowhore.
by The Sut 2 guys December 9, 2008
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Commodaphobe

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.
by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012
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