Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

Cummer’s Remorse by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cummer's remorse 

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.

"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."

cummer's remorse by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014

cummer's remorse 

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

cummer's remorse by waterzworld February 1, 2010

Cummer's Remorse  

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.

"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "

Cummer's Remorse by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009

Cummer's Remorse 

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

Cummer's Remorse by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009