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He who commands cum

cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003

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cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

My cummander was really good at it today

cummander by Number One Gun February 3, 2009

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Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017

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JENeral thot cummander

The highest level of THOT achievable. Other thots tend to migrate toward the JENeral Thot Cummanders usually named Jen. A position of highest respect for otherwise repulsive Thots and Pigeons.

Once she became Jeneral Thot Cummander, Jen gained complete control over all the other pigeons in the coop.

JENeral thot cummander by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019

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starskeet cummander

A sorority girl who has taken more facials than anyone else this semester. Granting her the title of StarSkeet Cummander as well as the fame and privelage deserved of any over achieving Thot.

After Jen took a Jizz Jacuzzi with over half of the schools basketball team , she was appointed StarSkeet Cummander of the marching band.

starskeet cummander by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019

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Commander Lexa

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

Commander Lexa by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015

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Commander Eyebrows

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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