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any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.
"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
cumkill by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007
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Cummilocosia 

A cum explosion, with amaizing orgasims on the side!!!
He fucked me so hard I had a cummilocosia!
Cummilocosia by Sexybitch April 12, 2003

cumpilot 

Semen with a supernatural ability to control its own trajectory
The gurgling noises coming from Janie confirmed the presence of a top cumpilot
cumpilot by ThreeBeatSlide May 9, 2014
Adjective;

1) A person without proper knowledge of a given* subject or proper basis of said knowledge.

2) A person that changes a narrative to fit a baseless thought without due facts.

3) A person without personal responsibility for one’s actions or words.

4) A woke person that flys to meet and procreate with a TikTok creator because “He knew” .
“Stop being a cumkilt, because you lack the knowledge and change the narrative to fit your feelings over facts!”

“You flew to me and you’re upset that you became my cum kilt”
Cumkilt by Dropinballs March 10, 2022
Adjective;

1) A person without proper knowledge of a given* subject or proper basis of said knowledge.

2) A person that changes a narrative to fit a baseless thought without due facts.

3) A person without personal responsibility for one’s actions or words.

4) A woke person that flys to meet and procreate with a TikTok creator because “He knew” .
“Stop being a cumkilt, because you lack the knowledge and change the narrative to fit your feelings over facts!”

“You flew to me and you’re upset that you became my cum kilt”
Cumkilt by Dropinballs March 10, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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