Cumfro

A white male who has an unattractive afro that he uses to masturbate with, and jizzes into it, hence the word cum-fro. He usually has a vagina as well as a penis, and usually has a masculine girlfriend who also has both. Cumfroes' masculine girlfriends usually like to jizz into his afro as well as the cumfro himself, and she also usually likes to suck the cum from his afro. This often results in bald spots on top of the cumfro's head.

Sally: Jack is such a cumfro! Is that a bald spot in his afro next to that jizz?

Billy: Yeah, I heard Jill, his girlfriend likes to jizz in there. She has a vagina and a penis.

Sally: Jill is so masculine!

Billy: I hear she gave Jack a locket of her jizz that he carries everywhere!

by mrspirate August 4, 2009

cumtrol

The amount of time you can last before nutting

He came in eight seconds; he has terrible cumtrol

by Big Frank the Tank March 19, 2015

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

by D404 November 9, 2011

Cumtrough

(noun) The small depression on a woman's lower back, that is an ideal semen deposit area following doggystyle sex. Often adorned with a trampstamp to mark the ejaculatory bulls-eye.

When Dick was fucks Jane doggystyle, he likes to pull out and fill up her cumtrough.

by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Cumforter

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

cumflooding

Participation in a Multiple Creampie event and/or the event itself.

Me and my friends tag teamed my wife all night, giving her a good cumflooding. -or- I've been into cumflooding lately because I love the idea of multiple loads running out of my wife's pussy before I add my load. -or- I'm having a cumflooding party for my wife's 30th birthday, do you want to come (pun intended)?

by CumLoverNumberOne April 8, 2009