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cumberbum 

An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.
"I lost a game of cumberbum and now I poop pickles"
cumberbum by octoplusminus May 2, 2011

Cumberbum 

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.
I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.
Cumberbum by The Cumberking May 2, 2011

cumberbum 

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.
I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!
cumberbum by Leila M. April 19, 2007
Someone that takes in as much semen as they possibly can, they more than likely really love the taste of it. Either in the mouth or by way of other holes they may have in their body. Also known as a whore, slut, hooker, dirtyleg, or split tail.
Man I saw that chic with three dudes last night, she is a total cumdrum. That bitch is a freaking cumdrum, she swallowed every drop of my load.
cumdrum by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

Cumderbuss 

the act of ejaculating in a condom then using said condom like an air cannon.
jenny got hit by a savage Cumderbuss
The result of intense face fucking causing semen to be forced through every orifice in the human skull.
Your sister wouldn’t let me stop pounding her face until she was cumdrum and all drizzly!
Cumdrum by Tezzlha April 3, 2021
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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