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one's mouth.
the human orifice capable of verbiage
usually meant in a derogatory way.
piehole
cakehole

"shut your cumcrack!!"

cumcrack by radia January 6, 2009

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cumcrack

An Asscrack Covered In Cum

"I Gave Jimmy Cumcrack Last Night

cumcrack by DumbGuyBob69 360 420 March 9, 2022

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Cumcrack

A Cumcrack That Is Covered In Cum

I Gave Bob Cumcrack Last Night

Cumcrack by Aritox YT March 22, 2022

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cumrack

The thing (often a sock) a masturbating man uses to unload himself into in order to avoid any inconveniences caused by traces of cum

Last night's porn was so awesome I totally filled up my cumrack

cumrack by Erectoman March 26, 2011

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Cumcracker

A game where a group jerks off on to a saltine cracker and the last to cum on it eats it.

A game of cumming on a cracker;Cumcracker

Cumcracker by NANANANIGGA January 12, 2024

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cumcraker

while trying to jiz in somone's vag you miss and the jiz lands on his/her ass

man: oh no i cumcrakered!
woman: try again and don't miss this time!

cumcraker by therandomanator October 16, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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