a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed
Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night
The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.
The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."
"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.