car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

Cum car

A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.

“I hate driving my cum car. Three guys splooged in my civic while I was ordering five guys.”

by JamalJ May 3, 2024

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025