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Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.
Now listen here you little cum twinkle
Cum Twinkle by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020
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Cum Twinkie 

The act of jacking off to whatever you please and then busting all over a twinkie and give it to your friend.
Eric busted a nut all over a twinkie and then gae the cum twinkie to Tyler and he ate it and we had a good laugh
Cum Twinkie by J A J January 14, 2006
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Cum Filled Twinkie 

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
Cum Filled Twinkie by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Cum Filled Twinkie 

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
Cum Filled Twinkie by bitchuck December 7, 2024

cuntwinkle 

Try to avoid her vicious cuntwinkle
cuntwinkle by MIJesus April 19, 2011

Cumtinkle 

After you masterbate and you need to pee (tinkle) so you go to the bathroom and pee.
Guy #1: Yo yesterday after I jacked off I went to the bathroom to pee.
Guy#2: I always cumtinkle after I jack off!

cutwinkle 

another word for vagina. since a "winkle" is another word for "penis" than a "cutwinkle" must be another word for a vagina because the winkle (penis) was cut off.
man, her cutwinkle is gonna feel so good when i'm done with it
cutwinkle by sexyblackman August 23, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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