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Cum Tanker 

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.
"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"
Cum Tanker by SP00NS October 8, 2007
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cuntankerous 

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
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cuntankerous 

Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn
My ex is one cuntankerous bitch.
cuntankerous by somuchforapathy September 28, 2011