Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

Cum Sweats by notabeaver December 21, 2017

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cum sweat

the sweat one breaks into during a great sex session

I broke a good cum sweat last night while I was boning my girl.

cum sweat by JMGK October 9, 2008

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cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

cum sweater by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

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Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males

“I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.

Cum sweat by Cumologist November 1, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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