Cum Pumper 

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

Cum Pumper by Huevon June 19, 2010

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.

americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper

cum dumpster pony pumper by 55313 February 20, 2009

Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.

Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 15, 2008

Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.

Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 24, 2008