Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.

"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"

Cum Poodle by resguy638 May 13, 2016

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Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

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curpoodle

A word meaning to say fuck but not actually saying 'fuck'

I'm really pissed but I can't say fuck I'm school so I say curpoodle

curpoodle by Emily gjika November 19, 2013

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Cumoodle

To cum on a hard noodle and shove it inside someone

Hey blake, let me cumoodle you?

Cumoodle by noodlehoe123 May 8, 2019

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Cumdoodle

Dried up cum left in pubic/chest hair that forms little white balls.

You left a cumdoodle on your chest when you masturbated this morning!

Cumdoodle by MrGreeks April 29, 2014

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a. cumnoodle

fettucini alfredo a la four guys "man"aise with a side of gonorrhea

"Dude, I'm not feeling so well. I think I had a. cumnoodle tonight."

a. cumnoodle by pussyfunk November 8, 2007

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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