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cum faucet 

A dick.
Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
cum faucet by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015
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Cum Faucet 

When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.
"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"
Cum Faucet by JBridgR April 1, 2020
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cum-faucet 

when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.
cum-faucet by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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