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Cum Fairy 

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed
Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night
Cum Fairy by telie December 24, 2005
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Cum fairy 

A aisian woman that walks around town masturbating and cumming on all in sight how ever they have fairy wings on their back made of toe clippings
I want to be a fairy but not any fairy,a cum fairy
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Cum Fairy 

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.
Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!

Cum Fairy 

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
Cum Fairy by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022

fairy cum 

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
fairy cum by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

Magic cum fairies 

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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