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The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.

Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.

cum dumpling by Saint712 June 26, 2007

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cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.

The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.

cum dumpling by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

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Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

Cum Dumpling by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

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Cum dumpling

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

Cum dumpling by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

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Cum dumping whore

1. A female or male that has slept with many people in one day and has other people's cum filling either their anus or vagina or both who then proceeds to get rid of it in any Manor (while being video taped most likely into somebody's mouth)

2. Using the bathroom after being filled with cum by more than one person in one excrementory motion

She is such a cum dumping whore been in the bathroom for 5 minutes excreting the cum with her phone out and her best friend was recording it

Cum dumping whore by Mr. Wickit July 21, 2019

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cum dumping

Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.

Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.

cum dumping by Rodigan August 22, 2016

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cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

cumdumplin by Shane January 12, 2004

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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