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Cum Chi by The black necron July 3, 2023
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Chi Town Cum Shot 

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot

Chi Town Cum Shot 

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot

Cum Chisel 

In reference to a man's penis who has sex with the same girl that at least two of his friends have already been with. He is by definition removing dried jizz that was left behind from his friend's climax. This cleans the girl out for the rotation to continue.
Chris: I'm going to get some from Briana tonight! Hell yeah!!!

Kyle: Dude, I've already had that chick.

Dan: I just had her last night! It was bad enough I got Kyle's sloppy seconds.

Chris: I guess I get to be the cum chisel....fuck my life!
Cum Chisel by theshakal2179 June 9, 2010

Cum chimes 

I'm going to punch you in your cum chimes!
Cum chimes by Manster February 23, 2009

Colorado Cum Chicken 

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken

Cum Chili 

(n) 1. the chunky substance that is made when you fuck a girl while she is on the rag, without a condom, and you cum inside her. When you pull out the chunky substance that drips from her pussy is Cum Chili.
1. "Wow Becca that is some thick Cum Chili comming out of you, it must be a heavy flow day!"
Cum Chili by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009
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