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Cum Brothers

The act of two or more close, straight, male friends, further strengthening a bond of friendship by either simultaneously having sex with the same woman or having sex with the same woman one after the other.
Clint: Hey guys, we should become cum brothers!

Zack: Yeah! Sounds great, bro! It'll bring us even closer together!

Troy: Yeah! I'll call my sex-crazy, ex-girlfriend, Jessica, she'll be down!

Zack and Clint: Cool!!!

(After completion of intercourse)

Troy: DUDES!!! That was awesome!

Zack: I know right! I love you guys, as brothers.

Clint and Troy: We love you too, buddy!
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cum brothers

cum brothers are guys who have tasted each other's dick juice.
I'm cum brothers with a lot of my fellow cadets!
cum brothers by eda-skip June 13, 2022

Cum Brothers

Two men, who have symbolically demonstrated the strength of their emotional bond by masturbating, while staring into each other’s eyes, until each of them ejaculates into an open palm. The ritual is completed when the men firmly shake one another’s cummy hand. When the semen is mixed, the men are cum brothers.
Nigel and Pierre were never very close, as far as anyone could tell. That is until, the two found themselves on the same team during a summer camp trust exercise. The two became close, but no one would have guessed that by the end of the week, the two would be Cum Brothers.
Cum Brothers by wrinklewrists January 22, 2021

Cum Brothers

Where two straight male homo-sapiens touch tips of the penis, they then ejaculate simultaneously and combine fluid of , then making a part of them, a part of you. Therefore you are brothers.
Me: Yo, Addison, Ragsdale. We have got to become better friends, you know what would make us so close, DUDE! We should become Cum Brothers.
Homo-sapien Of the Given Birth Name Addison: Don't you think that is a littlle... Gay
Me: No, why would it be...
Cum Brothers by FructoseFather February 8, 2018

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026