culattone 

this italian word has a double meaning.

(koo-làt-tow-nah)
1. crude for "gay", "faggot". Literally it means "huge-assed man".

2. Lucky guy. In italian "che culo!" (ke kooloh) means literally "what an ass!" and means "Great luck!". So culattone means "lucky guy". As its referred to definition 1., often it's used to underline one's luck adding a personal envy in it.

You got a ticket to see the derby? Che culattone!

1. Guarda come si muove! Che culattone!
Look how he moves! What a faggot!

2. You got a ticket to see the derby? Che culattone!

culattone by JanzoIT June 21, 2006

Clittoner 

When a clitoris has a boner.

Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.

Clittoner by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017

Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.

Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

Premature Xmas-culation by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010

claytoned 

When your ex leaves you and pursues another individual around a week later—to be played.

“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”

claytoned by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018

culatone 

Italian word for homosexual (gay). There are also other words that have a similar meaning: frocio, checca and finocchio. In each part of Italy there are typical words.

Another meaning of culatone is lucky.

Sei un gran culatone --> You're really gay

Che culatone! Hai vinto! --> You're too lucky, you've won!

culatone by adoo_the_matoo July 15, 2006

Handk-culation

When a handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch your load of cum - either by holding the handkerchief over the head of the penis, or by placing a handkerchief or handkerchiefs over the stomach to catch your load as it shoots out

I got turned on last night and rubbed my blue striped handkerchief over my penis and had a large handk-culation

Handk-culation by Hank-a-dank January 25, 2008