claytoned 

When your ex leaves you and pursues another individual around a week later—to be played.

“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”

claytoned by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Clintoned 

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.

Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.

Clintoned by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Adam Clayton!

adam clayton by PatsR September 2, 2008

Clayton Bigsby 

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".

Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"

Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007