cucumber slumber
putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.
cucumber slumber by Hiawatha October 23, 2006
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Cucumber Slumber
(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.
Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?
Cucumber Slumber by TheCuc March 19, 2014
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You slumber a cucumber
Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.
Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
You slumber a cucumber by LilHoss4k April 26, 2023
You slumber, a cucumber!
Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
You slumber, a cucumber! by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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