Cubicuck

A middle-class effeminate white-collar male, usually between the ages 28-50 who probably gets pegged by his wife or doesn't have a wife; instead rotting on a series of dating sites with little to no matches and bland conversations. The name denoting his job position and personality type.

You have to get a job! Why do you want to work blue collar, that's not how we made money back in my age!

Mom, at least I'm not gonna be a wage-slave poor Cubicuck!!