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crysantha
a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.
girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
crysantha by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019
crysanna
Crysanthos
Crysanthos is a person of unmatched handsomeness. He looks like the perfect combination of hot and badass. Legend has that when lokking into his eyes you immediately desire to give him your house, car and girlfriend. He is tall and muscular, with a mustache so hot that it almost has its own personality. Crysanthos is usually nice guy, with some moments of "douche". Never take a Chrysanthos' food, wake them up, tell them what to do, correct them, and make fun of his pink shoes, or you will face the consciousness. Get your self a Chrysanthos or stay as far away from this guy as possible.
Damn bro i really have the urge to give that guy my collection of Pokemon cards... He must be named Chrysanthos
"He has been asleep for three days straight, we sould probably wake him up".
"If you love your life, stat away from the sleeping Crysanthos!"
"He has been asleep for three days straight, we sould probably wake him up".
"If you love your life, stat away from the sleeping Crysanthos!"
Crysanthos by Letsetari November 20, 2021
Crysania
Crysania by animelover346 October 18, 2008
crysaia
A crysaia is when someone cracks a sad out of the blue for no reason. Can also be a term used to descibe the male period.
crysaia by Irritated team mate September 14, 2011
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