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Crysanthos 

Crysanthos is a person of unmatched handsomeness. He looks like the perfect combination of hot and badass. Legend has that when lokking into his eyes you immediately desire to give him your house, car and girlfriend. He is tall and muscular, with a mustache so hot that it almost has its own personality. Crysanthos is usually nice guy, with some moments of "douche". Never take a Chrysanthos' food, wake them up, tell them what to do, correct them, and make fun of his pink shoes, or you will face the consciousness. Get your self a Chrysanthos or stay as far away from this guy as possible.
Damn bro i really have the urge to give that guy my collection of Pokemon cards... He must be named Chrysanthos

"He has been asleep for three days straight, we sould probably wake him up".
"If you love your life, stat away from the sleeping Crysanthos!"
Crysanthos by Letsetari November 20, 2021
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Chrysanthus 

This is a true definition of love and loyalty. A chrysanthus will have your back any day any time and they would never cheat. They’re always cute, soft hearted and caring. A chrysanthus would give you peace of mind
Get yourself a chrysanthus
Chrysanthus by human being February 4, 2020

Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
Chrisanthos by angmmm February 4, 2010

crysantha 

a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.
girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
crysantha by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019

Chrysantos 

A really cool cypriot person, usually extremely smart. He always works super hard in projects and is someone you cannot be mad at. He is the king of research and googling.
Person 1: you just pulled a chrysantos on that project.

Person 2: yeah, that is probably why I got such a high mark
Chrysantos by Marshmallow000 April 5, 2022

Sue Chrysanthou'd 

The act of hiring an overpriced defamation lawyer to sue for defamation peasant because your feelings were hurt based on said peasant’s words.
John Barilaro tried to Sue Chrysanthou'd Jordan Shanks but failed epically.

Or
PotatoHead Dutton Sue Chrysanthou'd human rights activist Shane Bazzi because it turns out potatoes do have feelings and his were hurt when he was called a Rape Apologist
Sue Chrysanthou'd by LNPinsider December 11, 2021