Crybabys 

The definition of a crybaby ( the kind of crybaby I’m talking about ) is a Melanie Martinez fan. The name is crybaby because in k-12 the movie Melanie Martinez made she plays the role of crybaby the main character.

“We are crybabys”

Crybabys by DabiNoodles September 28, 2020

Xbox Live Crybaby 

Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.

Anthony kicked me from the party cause I beat him in 2k13
What an Xbox live crybaby

Xbox Live Crybaby by giou123 June 19, 2013

Devilman Crybaby 

tragic gay story,,
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one

also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people

Devilman Crybaby - tragic gay story

Devilman Crybaby by somsuper October 19, 2019

Devilman Crybaby 

Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.

person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.

Devilman Crybaby by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022

internet crybaby 

Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.

"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"

"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."

internet crybaby by jimchach February 6, 2005

Whiny Crybaby 

1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.

2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.

See whiny crybaby

Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.

Whiny Crybaby by harrowind November 27, 2011

Little Crybaby Bitch 

noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.

The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.

Little Crybaby Bitch by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020