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Crizumptuous 

A flavor that you never forget.
Wow, the flavor of this cake you made me is very crizumptuous!
Crizumptuous by Griffonry October 15, 2015
A jerk. This person will backstab you. They will become your friend and betray you later. They will make you want to die. Another word for them is bitchmas, because that's what they are, a bitch :)
"Oh my god, is that person Cruzmas?"

"Yes. Yes it is. They're a jerk."
Cruzmas by Mini-Crushies June 18, 2018

cruzmary 

1.Someone who hasn't grown since the 7th grade.

2.Someone who people loose very easily.

3.World's greatest trombonist and can make you laugh so much.
4.Is mexican but people confuse her as beign asian.
1."Wow, you are pretty small to be in high school"
2."Dude, where did cruzmary go? she was just with me 5 seconds ago"
3."did you see that? she just played 16th notes on the trombone!"
4."Excuse me, are you asian?" "no, im mexican" "no way!"
cruzmary by your mom's September 26, 2006
Cruzmeidy is a beautiful girl that is loving, funny, sarcastic, and overprotective. She does not believe friends when called pretty, though she is far from pretty, she is breathtaking and the most caring person you will ever meet.
She is like a Cruzmeidy
cruzmeidy by Lilli8098 March 28, 2020
Crazums
A word often used to label someone, a crazy, excited very hyper person. Often a Luke would call an Elise a Crazum.
Luke: hey crazums!
Elise: hey!
Crazums by dogcrazy April 8, 2010

Crumumbling 

Proper pronunciation: /ˈkrəməmbliNG/

Adjective:

Used to describe an old person who happens to be caught sniffing his/her own old fart.
"Aw Hank I see you, ya crumumbling old bastard."
Crumumbling by FREEEEEEE July 26, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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