crusty ipad kid 

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

crusty ipad kid by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

Crusty iPad Kid 

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.

Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)

Crusty iPad Kid by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

Crusty ipad kids 

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

Crusty ipad kids by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023