Crustating

The act of ejaculating into a crab cake.

Hold up boys, imma go do some crustating real quick be right back.

Crustating by cheesesniffer December 14, 2019

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crusading

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.

"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."

crusading by Kickflipper November 9, 2018

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Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

Thin-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

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angry crusading

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.

I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!

angry crusading by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016