crustang
crustang by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008
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Crustang
A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.
Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.
Crustang by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012
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Crustwang
the time between when sex is over and when you clean your dick. The layer of crust that accumulates on your dick after sex.
Crustwang by Markmerciless December 3, 2018
Thin-crusting
Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...
Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...
Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!
Thin-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
crusting
crusting by stairwellsister June 7, 2018
Thick-crusting
When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
Thick-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
Pizza Crusting
After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
Pizza Crusting by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008
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