Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

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Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

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crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

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Pizza Crusting

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.

"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."

by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008

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