Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

Crust king by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

Thin-crusting 

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

Thin-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

crusting 

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

crusting by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

Thick-crusting 

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

Thick-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Pizza Crusting 

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.

"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."

Pizza Crusting by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008

Crustings 

Any unwanted leavings of any kind.

Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?

Crustings by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Crusting 

The sorority girl's term for being lazy while wearing sweats.

I'm crusting on the couch today.

Crusting by whitleann45 January 9, 2011