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Crunch Muffin 

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Crunch Muffin by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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muffin crunch 

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night
muffin crunch by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

crunchy muffin 

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
crunchy muffin by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Crunchy Muffin 

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

Crunchy muffin 

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
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