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Crow rat 

Crow rats are a bunch of junkies who hang out in the Crowfoot area everyday of the week. Crow rats are usually involved in some kind of illegal activity. They either smoke green, do some type of disgusting drug behind the Crow Dons and Tim Hortons, or steal. The term crow rat is usually attached to a person who is going down going down a very dark path with the wrong crowd.
Don't be scared of Farris, he's biggest crow rat you'll ever meet!
Crow rat by The Crow Rat Terminator September 2, 2017
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crow rat 

Someone who is to stay in crowfoot everyday of the week, chilling either at dons or fucking around.

Crow rat 

A person who spends everyday hanging in crowfoot, either at "crowdons" (crowfoot mcdonalds), or smokin some green behind Tim Hortons.
Kirk Francis is a crow rat! Who would have guessed?
Crow rat by Rustle my jimmies July 30, 2017
A Crowrat is a special group of people that live in the Crowfoot area. These are the type of people that think they are hood when they actually aren’t. You can find your typical Crowrat at “crow dons”.
Hey look! It’s a Crowrat! they look like pussies!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026