Crotchbone

the low-key way of saying boner

Person 1: Hey look! He totally has a crotchbone!
Person 2: Haha oh my god

by crackfairychristina May 2, 2018

clutchbones

Something that is phat, sweet, phatsweet, totaly sick, phat dope, off the shiznit, or cool.

That concert was clutchbones. It could also be described as phatsweet or awesome. Noogans.

by AJ and Party Time October 28, 2006

crotchboobs

Brony term, meaning breasts in the crotch area of a pony from the My Little Pony franchise, used in MLP fanart. They appear to be attached/grown from the top of the inside back legs, or slightly forward on the lower abdomen. God knows who thought this was a good idea.

Do not look up "crotchboobs" unless you want to be traumatised.

Brony FanArtist: Hey, I decided my current drawings of characters from a TV show designed for little girls weren't sexualised enough, so I decided to add BOOBS in the CROTCH area, crotchboobs, gettit?

Brony: Hot. I'm not a pervert, honestly.

by Fen94 April 16, 2014

crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..

I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone

by h¢k€d õ§ February 19, 2011

Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.

"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"

by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004