crotchslave

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.

Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.

a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.

by Zech May 24, 2004

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

by Goganthian May 2, 2008

Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015