Crotch Mullett 

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

Crotch Mullett by Scum i am September 25, 2008

crotch mullet

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

crotch mullet by dusch is a cack February 12, 2003

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

crotch mullet by Anonymous February 11, 2003

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

crotch mullet by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

crotchmullet 

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

crotchmullet by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019