Crotch Dog 

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

Crotch Dog by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018

crotch dog 

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

crotch dog by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Sandy Crotch Dog 

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

Sandy Crotch Dog by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

crotchdog 

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Crotchdog 

The male version of a cameltoe.

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!

Crotchdog by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

crotchograph 

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.

Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?

crotchograph by Sterl January 29, 2008