Skip to main content

crotch bag 

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.
"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"
crotch bag by Antiquity June 23, 2008
Words you can keep

Crotch Bag 

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.
OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!
Crotch Bag by Renée R July 9, 2006

chotch bag 

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
chotch bag by DPdaix June 21, 2007

CROTCH BAGEL 

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
CROTCH BAGEL by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

Chotch Baggle 

A relatively friendly term, used to voice quiet disapproval or frustration when you are the butt of a joke. More generally though, a phrase used to describe someone who is "too cool for school."
You little chotch baggle, you may have won the battle. But I will win the next battle.
Chotch Baggle by Hooliovasquez November 24, 2010

Chotchbag 

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995
"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."
Chotchbag by HeroChotch July 13, 2005

Crotchball 

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
Crotchball by Lassidar March 13, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next