Cropdust

To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a Covered Wagon.
by infinity.morales June 02, 2009
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Cropdust

Someone who farts and then proceeds to exit the area to make it as if he/she was not the one to do the deed
What’s that smell?”
“I’m not sure, I think Jimmy cropdusted us”
by MarkDiF01 May 19, 2018
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Cropdust

When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.
by Johnnie T-Shirt July 26, 2004
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Cropdust

When you cum and you use toilet paper to clean up but the leftover cum and toilet paper is still stuck on your dick
Alf's cropdust made me jizz in my panties
by jbp3 March 21, 2015
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Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"
by Katgirl27 December 01, 2006
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cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.
I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.
by Aftershock October 30, 2004
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Cropdusted

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .
DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !
by Bite-Me April 27, 2008
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