Cronchy Water 

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

Cronchy Water by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

Crunchy Water 

Lettuce. Just lettuce

I want crunchy water

Crunchy Water by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019

crunchy water 

Soda

Person 1: you want some crunchy water?

Person 2: lemme get some cough syrup water (dr. Pepper)

crunchy water by Spreader it truth September 13, 2018

Crunchy Sky Water 

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

Crunchy Sky Water by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021