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Crocodile Person 

A crocodile person is an aggressive, manipulative person who preys on feelings of social agony in others.

A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.

They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.

Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .

The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
Wendy comes from a dogmatic warrior subculture. She owns firearms, and uses coercion to arm-twist others to get what she wants. She married a very docile and sophisticated male, John. Wendy was often aggressive, disarming, disabusing, counter-assumptive, crude, not self-aware, lacking in accountability, and always let John's feelings go where they would go, as a way of keeping John unstable. When John would lose interest due to her troglodyte behavior, she would try to initiate sex or steer the convo in that direction.

Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
Crocodile Person by DanZhukovin October 25, 2019
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