When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
by Marty.R August 5, 2010
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"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
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