CRiTORA 

the fucking best youtube web series to exist, has a pretty childish fanbase tho

1: have u heard of critora
2: u mean the best webseries ever???

CRiTORA by 6packvideos June 12, 2023

CRiTORA 

dogshit show made by a patheic manchild of a person who once got mad at me for asking if i could make a crossover fanfic between his shitty show and FNaTI Death one of the best things to exist
the example below is a fictionalized overdramatized version of the incident

me: hey sup ddb can i make a crossover fanfic between critora and fnati death?
him:NO!!!!! YOU RUINED MY LFIE I HATE YOU I WANT YOU BANNED!!!!!! YOUR A POOPNOSE!!!!
me:ok.

CRiTORA by da awesome handsome shitmaster April 3, 2024

clitoral lint 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clitoral Virtuoso 

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.

His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".

Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. 

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.

Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. by PrincessAria June 7, 2017

Clitoral rubover 

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover

Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.

Clitoral rubover by Ms. Base October 4, 2010

critera 

The specification to which something is builfed or built.

The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.

critera by nose man August 22, 2011