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Pulling a Cristina 

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.
Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

a cristina 

A GAY ANNOYING PERSON WHO SLAPS PPL AND KICKS PPL AND IS ANNOYING AND HATES A LOT OF PPL EXCEPT A GIRL NAMED SCARLETT
a cristina by REDISAWESOME November 27, 2018

cristina accorsi 

Usually a girl with a big pair of tits, nice round ass and beautiful blue eyes, she's hard to get, but once she is yours she will be loyal. She's totally a keeper, her blonde hair makes every man on earth go crazy.
Is that Cristina Accorsi?
Yes, look at her, shes perfect!
cristina accorsi by BigBerto97 March 12, 2014

Cristina and lynne 

We are Cristina and Lynne
Cristina and lynne by Yenxerx December 4, 2021

Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez

A person that I would die for. If you meet this certain someone, you're the luckiest person in the world. Cristina is the kindest, prettiest, and sweetest person in the universe. Consider this meeting for you luckier than a quadruple five-star ten pull! <3
Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!

pulling-a-Christina 

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
pulling-a-Christina by CYPK66 January 20, 2009