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Cristian AD 

Cristian is like the best in he world has a very very big c*ock not like Adams small d*ck he flashed out on our faces he is really funny always makes people smile gets friend zone sometimes because he is a little to late to ask out girls , wishes he was remembered to this day non cocky like Adams small cock and likes these girls very much ****************************add him on snap to hhm to get to know him better than ever. And he is not sexy he is cute sadly lol
Hey Ada* what do u think about Cristian. Bro I’m in elitches right now bro she said she wanted to smash bro she said she want to suck it first lol hey have u heard about Cristian AD he is a great guy
Cristian AD by Cristian AD August 5, 2019
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Cristiana 

A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Cristiana 

A great girl. Often quite shy at first but once you get to know her, she can be one of the craziest people you'll meet. Willing to do daring things and is very wild. She can be very aggressive even though she may not show it.
Jake: She's not what you think, trust me!
Tisha: What? She must be a Cristiana.
Cristiana by Lessly1712 May 18, 2014

Dirty Cristiana 

A Dirty Cristiana is when a girl squirts form her mouth and her vagina simultaneously.
I fucker her so good she went all Dirty Cristiana on me.
Dirty Cristiana by Skuzzles October 22, 2020

Cristianalandia 

A world with a bunch of cri cris, the ideal world.
Welcome to Cristianalandia
Cristianalandia by Thegodcricri June 16, 2020

Cristiana 

She's the prettiest girl you can meet, the way she laughs, her look, her curves, her short hair, everything, she's the most wanted girl in town, she's popular and has "friends" everywhere, but real friends are few but good.

as a girlfriend she appears to be rough but in fact she is the cutest and most concerned about you and needs a lot of love and giving love, in her you find your best friend and the love of your life in the same person, you never get tired around her, everything is fun but her company, from the moment you meet her you want to take her everywhere, even if you spend the day doing nothing just hugged her you feel your body recharged with energy, she makes you feel alive and she is already a reason to be alive, beside her you'll always feel protected and you'll never feel trapped in the relationship .
cristiana is a fighter and full of dreams girl, she studies and works , loves to practice sports and music

if you have a christiana hold her for the rest of your life , she is your guardian angel.
C:Hey what happened to you to be so happy?
You: i just met cristiana

-Neoqeav
Cristiana by ____*Moon*____ November 21, 2021

Cristiana 

She's the prettiest girl you can meet, the way she laughs, her look, her curves, her short hair, everything, she's the most wanted girl in town, she's popular and she has "friends" everywhere, but real friends are few but good. as a girlfriend she appears to be rough but in fact she is the cutest and most concerned person for you and needs a lot of love and giving love, in her you find your best friend and the love of your life in the same person, you never get tired around her, everything is fun but her company, from the moment you meet her you want to take her everywhere, even if you spend the day doing nothing like that, hugging her, you feel your body recharged with energy, she makes you feel alive and she for you it's already a reason to be alive, beside her you'll always feel protected and you'll never feel trapped in the relationship cristiana is a woman fighter and full of dreams, she studies and works, loves to practice sports and music if you have a christiana hold her for the rest of your life, she is your guardian angel
-You look so in love

-Yheah i’m in love with cristiana
Cristiana by ____*Moon*____ November 22, 2021
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