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Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.
“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”
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Crunchy Crispy Donut 

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

Crispy cream like donuts 

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.
Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004